I remember the good days of the Internet. Back when social networking was limited to friendster and myspace wasn’t popular yet. I was a self-loathing teenager indulging in my angst on Livejournal. Fast-forward ten years later and I still have a million things to say that would deeply offend my family and co-workers. I couldn’t bite my tongue on facebook anymore, but I also didn’t want to make my grandmother cry by unfriending her. So here I am. I need a safe place to talk about agnosticism, my liberal political views, sex, and semi-attachment parenting. If those topics offend you, fuck off and just be my facebook friend. Otherwise, enjoy.